Yadonoushi! Why the hell is your phone so bloody loud?! Turn it off!

Hmm, I don't know why. My phone is usually silent...

Oh, it's just Hinge.

WHAT?! Since when were you on Hinge?! How have I not known about this?

Well I usually am able to get a moment to myself whenever I lose the ring- ooh so many matches!

How many? Show me!

Why are you being so nosy spirit? It's none of your-

15 MATCHES?!

...It was nice while it lasted, having privacy.

Delete that app right now, the whole town doesn't need to be gawking at you.

Are you perhaps jealous?

Hell no! I just don't see why you're even on this app.

Maybe because I want to find someone that doesn't possess my body and make me commit heinous acts.